Lost in translation...Part 1

I'm constantly having to translate Mario-bad-english-isms into a workable set of verbs, nouns, etc.

For example - when Mario says "I don't know if you want to start highlighting" it actually means "You should start highlighting." (Which is additionally annoying because she's suggesting that I should be doing something other than what I am doing...and again... SHE'S NOT THE BOSS OF ME!)

One day it will go like this:

Mario: I don't know if you want to start filing.
Me: No, I don't want to. Now you know.