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(From a Phone Conversation)

Her: I received two rolls of toilet paper but I only wanted one. How do I return the one I didn't want?

Me: So we accidentally shipped you two?

Her: No, I called to cancel it.

Me: I show two orders for you.

Her: No I cancelled it.

Me: I show one that was shipped and then refunded. The second was a phone order though so you called this order in.

Her: Yes but I didn't want it.

Me: So you got two rolls of toilet paper but you you didn't mean to order either?

Her: No.

Me: But you called this order in.

Her: Yes, but I was calling to cancel it.

Me: Well, I guess you can just keep the second roll of toilet paper.