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Customer 1:

Succumbing to the Man!

After searching for "mens necklaces" the lady customer found something a little more up her gentleman's alley - Poker cards in a Beer Can.

Customer 2:

Search Term: "bad breath cures"
Purchased Item: Martini glass patch

Pattern of the day:

Brad walked into our office and said, "Anyone know a good plumber? My hot water heater at home has just blown and I need one now!"

At that same moment a customer was placing an order online after searching for "on-demand hot water heaters." (She bought a talking keychain.)