IRC

IRC in my world is the "Internet Relay Call" which is intended for deaf and hard of hearing customers. However, Internet Relay Call is also great for throaty-voiced, Nigerian accented old dudes that want to call me up and place an order under the name of Susan Smith.

Let's just not bother wasting my time people... I am the Fraud Slayer after all! The IRC call takes like 30-40 minutes only for you to try and order a quantity of Star Wars sports jerseys and then for me to burst your bubble by telling you I only have one and that you ain't getting them anyway.

I think our sports jerseys in 2x size attract the fraud-scalper-types. A friend of mine worked at a store where they discontinued selling the 40 oz beers because the because the neighborhood started gathering a bad "element." We should probably do the same to get rid of our "elementals."