Wretched Wretail Wrealities

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

CQsoftheD

All-Around-Tie


Customer 1
Q: How Did You Hear About Us?
A: Interwebular Site Hunter


Customer 2
Gift Message:
Kathy Smells. Travis has sex with men.


Customer 3
A customer clicked in to our site after searching for "Elephant Jewelry" (and bought a Speed Racer car).

Monday, January 31, 2005

Rating

This site is certified 76% GOOD by the Gematriculator

CQoftheD

Gift Message:
"Don't be afraid if you smell something weird coming from this package."


(The customers stopped being funny for a while there... someone clicked in last week after searching for a "Glock 9mm" but I couldn't decide if that was funny... more like... "weird that we came up when you searched for that.")