Famous...AGAIN

Today we were mentioned on CNN.com as a retail site for tacky Xmas decorations. Of course Brad chose to (or "allowed") mention of an item that we only had like three of. So of course we sold out immediately. :(

This is why I ask for communication!! (I'm sure Larry feels the same... but I don't really care how Larry feels.)

CQoftheD

Q: How did you hear about us?
A: Shopped here before....that dog!

CQoftheD

Gift Message:

YOU MAKE BEING GAY WORTH IT!

The fabulous tales of Andre

I know Mario and I are on good footing again because I believe I've heard 25 stories about Andre and Gabe since Saturday.

Today I called another website and listened intently to their background noise and how somebody "printed something twice so we accidentally sent you two shipments." That was fun...they have a fabulous looking site but are probably just two or three people on the order end too.

I remember being surprised when I started here... "you mean people actually look at all the orders?" Let that be a lesson to you - yes - we look at ALL the orders. So when you do something rediculous like use a fake gift certificate to buy 100 of the same $100 statues - its not just a computer looking at your order. Would you sell 100 statues to someone with a gift certificate value of $2.? Yeah - we're the fraud squad and we KNOW that Nigeria is not in Florida and Indonesia is not in Australia!

(And we also know when you're sending kinky after-nookie presents with suggestive gift messages.) (That hasn't happened yet.. but I'd know if it did!)

CQoftheD

Two cool search terms and one great irony!

A) A customer found us after searching for "Princess Anne hair loss"

B) Another customer came in after searching for "used chafing dish"

C) A third customer ordered an "Evil Inside" t-shirt and, ironically, his order number ended in 666.