musiiiiiick

Mario just said... "I can't figure out how to get to any other kinds of music! This pop shit is driving me nuts!"

Continued...

Larry: Thanks for taking the asian out of those also!
Me: I left some of the asian in per the last e-mail.

Snippet...

Snippet of conversation (edited down for humor)

Larry: Can you do the angry asian girls?

Me: Sure

Why?

People who order 2nd Day Air shipment of an air freshener boggle my mind.

Air Freshener - 2 bucks
Shipping - 15 bucks
Look on my face when you're dumb... priceless.

Soundtrack

At work we listen to Launch's radio stream all day... at first it seemed excellent - quality streaming music with no DJ's. Unfortunately, it too has a format which it seems to get stuck on for at least a month... so I hear the same things OVER and OVER and OVER again day after day and several times a day.

Mario (who has been the designated DJ for the past couple of months since my speakers are unplugged so that I may use the plug for my personal heater... its cold in the warehouse) constantly has it on "Top Hits" or some crap. Whenever it fails (which is usually once a day) or during my lunch she'll switch to (what I assume is) Spanish language Top Hits. This used to be novel but now its just annoying. When we used to alternate DJdom we'd ask each other what we wanted to hear and the music would alternate between top hits, alternative hits, broadway musicals, love songs, oldies ... etc.

Now its just Top Hits...over and over and over and over...

This is my rendition of what runs through my head through the off hours now...

"dah dah party started off riiiight dah dah come through the siiiide...Fitty cent says...jumpdah dah let's bounce tonighti don't want to leave without saying goodbyyyyeeyou make me want to la la... drink the milk up off the floor OH! I can't wait to get next to you..only you can make me feel...I need a SOLDIER..you better be street if you're looking at me..if yo status ain't hood..I know you like to think yo shit don't stank but move a lil' closer (side note- Mario has informed me that the employee who had my job before me used to sing this whenever Mario pissed her off) Let me hold you girl caress my body.. you got me going crazy...kiss and caress you..we started out...dah dah dah since you've been gone...now sexy lady ya wanna flex with us...jammapinowanoflame...lets get it on lets get on...these chicks don't even know the name of my band but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands ....I know I can (I know I can) Be what I want to be (be whatIwannabe)... ghetto children do your thingyou're looking for the cookie and the...shookie...just get in the car??I grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down...These are my confessions...Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock La la la la la la...take a chance you stupid ho... damn you've got some wicked style....she is all i see... come and rest your bones with me...ahh yaya ahh yaya ... etc."

PoftheD

Pattern of the Day?

Today a slew of folk tried to order in ways they couldn't... money orders, two country credit card processing, places we don't ship to, etc. It was odd...and many of them were in a row.